Skip to content
The Snug Report

Anal toys, tested against every review we can find.

The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. Who publishes this · How we score

Brand

Dr. Joel Kaplan — every product, scored

3 products in this category. Average Coyscore 74.

Dr. Joel Kaplan makes prostate toys that reviewers consistently score well — all three products we track sit in the mid-seventies, and every one is built from materials you can actually sterilise. The range is small, the focus is narrow, and the execution is solid enough that people keep recommending them.

What they make

Three products, all aimed squarely at prostate stimulation. The Perineum Massager and the Ultimate Prostate Stimulator both score 77 and have review counts in the seventies and eighties — enough to trust the pattern. The Power Probe sits a little lower at 69, with 40 reviews behind it. All three fall into the prostate and anal vibrator categories, so if you're after plugs, beads or anything for beginners, this isn't the brand.

Prostate (P-Spot) Toys · Anal Vibrators

What they build it from

All three products are non-porous — ABS plastic and silicone throughout. That means you can sterilise them properly, they'll last as long as the motor does, and you're not replacing them because the material has degraded. For a small range, that's a clean sweep and worth noting.

Silicone (2) · ABS plastic (1)

3 of 3 Dr. Joel Kaplan products in this category are made from a non-porous material that can be sterilised.

Their best-scoring products

The Perineum Massager and the Ultimate Prostate Stimulator share the top score at 77, both with review counts high enough to mean something. The Power Probe trails at 69, but it's still in "Worth a Look" territory — not a standout, but not one to avoid either. If you're choosing between them, let the shape and the feature set decide it, because the scores are close enough that fit matters more than the number.

The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. We say so on every page. Our scores come from aggregated public reviews, not from us — the method is on the methodology page and the evidence count is on every review.

Who publishes this. The Snug Report is published by the team behind Coy, a New Zealand retailer that stocks many of the products reviewed here. We say so on every page. Our scores come from aggregated public reviews, not from us — the method is on the methodology page and the evidence count is on every review.

We do not carry advertising and we do not accept payment to review or to score a product. What we do and do not do.